Too fast and too powerful. Fell down twice I can’t ride this
2024-03-18
Rovoron Kullter Luxury Electric Scooter (Only rode 5 times) - $1,100 (Denver)
Too fast and too powerful. Fell down twice I can’t ride this
This is a precarious dice stacking tower building role playing game about trying to ride a scooter that is too fast and too powerful. Try to ride it five times without falling down twice challenge (difficulty: impossible).
You will need:
a whole bunch of six sided dice.
maybe a pen and paper or other journal shaped object if you want to write down some thoughts and observations about your trips
PHASE 1: TRIP PLANNING
To begin, grab 5 dice and roll them all at once to determine your destinations, or choose your favorites (adapt or modify to your liking):
To the local public library to drop off your Monk Season 3 DVDs and check out the new titles.
To the coffee shop to meet up with a friend.
To the bookstore to pick out a birthday card and a gift.
To the community theater to catch a show
Down to the riverfront to watch the sunset and the ducks.
To the corner market to get some sugar so you can finish baking your cookies.
Now line up those 5 dice in a neat little row or some kind of little shape. They should be close to each other but not too close to each other.
PHASE 2: VROOM VROOM TIME
Now, roll a different die to see how your trip goes:
Easy peasy, smooth sailing: stack 1 die on each of your dice.
A little fast but still okay: stack 1 die on each of your dice.
Whew okay, take a little breather.
Too fast: drop 1 die from six inches above your row of dice and within three inches of them.
Too powerful: drop 2 dice from six inches above your row of dice and within three inches of them.
Too fast and too powerful! drop 3 dice from six inches above your row of dice and within three inches of them.
If / when one of your stacks gets knocked over, you fall down. Oof! Ouch! Owie! Your bones and your flesh! What happens as a consequence of not making it to your destination?
If any of your stacks get to 5 dice high then you successfully get to your location. That’s great! What do you do there? What happens there that is unexpected?
At any time, you can decide that falling down x number of times is enough! This scooter is too fast and too powerful! You can’t ride this. And decide to sell it on craigslist.
If you buy this you will get
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This game is inspried by this post from craigslist:
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/d/denver-rovoron-kullter-luxury-electric/7720784000.html
and by Time To Plant The Beans by Richard Kelly:
