Dozens and Dragons

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Session Zero and First Play Session

2025-04-27

Contents

  1. Intro
  2. Session 0
  3. Session 0.5

Intro

Started a new D&D campaign last week. It was super fun!

I bought all of the new 5.5e rulebooks, and they look mostly familiar but with a few changes that I think are going to be really fun. (I’ll have to write about my thoughts on 5e vs 5.5e at a later time, maybe after we’ve played a few sessions.)

We’re playing in person, which I’m stoked about. Face-to-face 3d just hits different. Better engagement, better banter without the imperceptible video conference delay.

We kicked things off with a big session 0 and then a “session 0.5” or “halfshot” (as opposed to a oneshot) to roll some dice and play for a little bit.

Session 0

Session zero is when you have the meta-conversation about governance and playstyle, and when you establish how rulings are going to go and decide what kind of behavior and content is and is not welcome at the table.

It is very important!

Especially in a group like this. I have four players. Two, I’ve played with a bunch over the years. The other two I have never met. One of them has played a fair bit of D&D, and the other has never played a ttrpg! So we needed to establish some expectations and group norms.

I made a “slide deck” ahead of time. That is, I made a few headings and a few dotted lists to organize my thoughts1. I did not have a screen or a projector, so I did not present the deck.

But we basically followed the agenda nonetheless.

This all took about two hours, probably most of which was character creation.

Here are the “slides”:

Agenda

Why play D&D

How?

The most important thing to me is that everybody have as much fun as possible.

Logistics

We agreed to play at H’s house every other week for ~3 hours.

Safety

World Building

I forget where this exercise originally came from, but I call it a “World Palette.” The group collaboratively makes a list of stuff they would like to explore and experience in the game, and things they would rather not.

This helps establish a tone (serious but lighthearted) and a sort of setting: heroic fantasy vs grimdark vs science fantasy, etc.

Character Creation

Session 0.5

What follows is a quick play recap. This was all improved on the spot, but loosely follows the start of my gamebook, Cornquest2.

Setup

Tis the eve of the annual Corn Harvest Festival in Blue Harbor. The corn-ival is in full swing. Barbarian and Artificer hit up the food stalls and partake of some tamales from Tito’s Tamale Tavern. Bard and Monk enter the corn husking competition. The decimate the competition but not in the way you might think: Monk ridicules an elf child until they cry, and then notices that the gnome is cheating! The contest halts so the allegations can be investigated. They don’t “win” but they get participant ribbons.

Situation

Jermaine’s mill has been overrun with snats! (Snake-rats: long neck, venomous bites.) Production and delivery of corn meal has been halted, making it impossible to meet the demand for tamales and other corn treats.

Solution

Bard and Artificer pied-piper half the snats away from the mill and through town, kicking off a new and beloved tradition: the Running Of The Snats. They ultimately deliver the snats an Unethical Wizard’s tower for experimenting on.

Barbarian and Monk smoke out the other half of the snats and discover Jermaine’s jealous brother, Marlon, has been letting them into the mill on purpose. He never gets a turn at operating the mill, sad face, pouty face. They broker a truce between the brothers and deliver a sack of corn meal to Tito, saving the corn-ival and saving the day!


  1. My favorite way to make slides is to write a markdown document and then use pandoc to turn them into a reveal.js slideshow. Or something like maaslalani/slides.

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  2. Cornquest is a gamebook I wrote and published in Tilde Town Zine no. 7 mostly for the fun of doing it, but also to experiment with an esoteric authoring workflow including recutils, groff, and graphviz.

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