d6666 Skills
Making this shit up as you go along
2021-04-22
1,296 advanced skills brought to you by the twisted, beautiful, creative
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Contents
How to
Roll a six-sided die four times, noting your rolls in order.
For example, if I rolled a 1, a 2, a
3, and a 4, then I would look up number
1234 in the tables below.
Tables
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1111
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Pithy Sentence
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1112
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Cast-Iron Stomach
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1113
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Ventriloquism
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1114
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Wolf
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1115
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Egg Fighting
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1116
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Selective Hearing
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1121
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Extreme Scrumping
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1122
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Oneupsmanship
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1123
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Echolocation
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1124
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Steel Liver
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1125
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“I told you so”
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1126
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Hindsight
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1131
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Play Dead
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1132
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Iconoclasm
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1133
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Stop Drop and Roll
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1134
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Polite Amusement
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1135
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Self-aggrandisement
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1136
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Fiddle-Faddlin’
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1141
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Bucolic yearning
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1142
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Juggle
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1143
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Grok
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1144
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Percussive Maintenance
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1145
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Emotional Feedback
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1146
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Lick & Scrape
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1151
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Waldo operation
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1152
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Act Like You Belong
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1153
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YEET
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1154
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Break Fourth Wall
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1155
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Be Cool, HoneyBunny
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1156
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Transcend
|
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1161
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Sandwich Ontology
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1162
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SWAG
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1163
|
Clap If You Believe
|
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1164
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Discourse™
|
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1165
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Shadow Puppetry
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1166
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Small talk
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1211
|
Big Talk
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1212
|
Talk Good
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1213
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Secret Signs - Growth Rings
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1214
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Front Talk
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1215
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Obfuscation
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1216
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Taxidermy
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1221
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Snake Oilery
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1222
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Just a Flesh Wound
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1223
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Witty Retort
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1224
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Too Angry to Die
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1225
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Fecundity
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1226
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Grinding
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1231
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Regurgitate
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1232
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Secret Signs - Eye Floaters
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1233
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Secret Signs - Bong Water
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1234
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Extemporize
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1235
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Dabbing
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1236
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Derail
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1241
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HuStLe
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1242
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Stilt Walk
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1243
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extreme massage
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1244
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Knit
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1245
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Cat Herding
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1246
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Finding the Flow
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1251
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Hypnotize
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1252
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Thread the Needle
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1253
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Arthropod Anatomy
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1254
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Defenestration
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1255
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Soapboxing
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1256
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Photogenetic
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1261
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Accounting
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1262
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Boutique Janitorial Services
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1263
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Land on Feet
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1264
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Insult Comedy
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1265
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Heckling
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1266
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Speed Calligraphy
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1311
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Jump Start
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1312
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Voice of Reason
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1313
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Devils Advocate
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1314
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Existential Grief Counselling
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1315
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Language - Drunk
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1316
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Sandwich Artisanry
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1321
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Gengineering
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1322
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Morph
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1323
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Teleoperate
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1324
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speed reading
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1325
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Battle Parkour
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1326
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Mirror Reading
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1331
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Hot Takes
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1332
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Memes
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1333
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Shitposting
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1334
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Watermelon
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1335
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Bread Discourse
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1336
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YeAsT
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1341
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Homebrewing
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1342
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Wizard Mocking
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1343
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Moustache Riding
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1344
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Muscle Wizard
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1345
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Bomb Riding
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1346
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Needle Fighting
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1351
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de-cruster
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1352
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Gremlin Husbandry
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1353
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Goblin Wifery
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1354
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Double-Think
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1355
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Pyramid Scheming
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1356
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Weird Flex
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1361
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Man Spreading
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1362
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Shift Blame
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1363
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Mandatory Paperwork
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1364
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bribery
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1365
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Alien Seduction
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1366
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Amateur Pig Barbering
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1411
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“Zweihander Has Rules For That Specific Circumstance”
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1412
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“I Feel It In Me Waters”
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1413
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Probing
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1414
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Entry Denial
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1415
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Bean Seduction
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1416
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Triangulate
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1421
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Paper Mache Making
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1422
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3D Origami
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1423
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Motorhome Alchemy
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1424
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Trash Planet Ecology
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1425
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Asphalt Making
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1426
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Remembering Birthdays
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1431
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Party Planning
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1432
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Feline Body Language
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1433
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Wig Primping
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1434
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Mask Fighting
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1435
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Heeling
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1436
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Recreational Gases
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1441
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Prosthesis Fighting
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1442
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War Puppets
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1443
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Fashionable outfit coordination and accessorizing
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1444
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Bad Timing
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1445
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Pecking Order
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1446
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Numbering Things
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1451
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Make Tea
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1452
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Spill Tea
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1453
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Spill Beans
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1454
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Roast Beans
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1455
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Ontology of Brewed and Steeped Beverages
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1456
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Denumeration
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1461
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Latte Art
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1462
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Blind Fire Dancing
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1463
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High Volume Sneezing
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1464
|
Magnetohydrodynamics Lore
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1465
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Narcotic Molecular Gastronomy
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|
1466
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monetization
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1511
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Synergy
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1512
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Corporate Workflow
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1513
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Zine Publishing
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1514
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Golden Apple Delivery
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1515
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Copyediting
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1516
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Mew
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1521
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Dirty Threeing
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1522
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Upside-down Baking
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1523
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Pan-Galactic Cocktail Mixing
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1524
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Chowder Chugging
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1525
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Cheesecraft
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1526
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Six-Armed Wrestling
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1531
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Polearm Juggling
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1532
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Buellerisms
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1533
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The Praxis
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1534
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Bullion Dealing
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1535
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Tea Preparation
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1536
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Towel Fighting
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1541
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Street Chymistry
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1542
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Coffee Stain Reading
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1543
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Sports Jersey Making
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1544
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Scream Printing
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1545
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Bird Calls
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1546
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Whistling
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1551
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Phytoplankton Farming
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1552
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Zooplankton Rustling
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1553
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Plasmic Recycling
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|
1554
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Lens Grinding
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1555
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Grinding
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1556
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Accelerant Procurement
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1561
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Legume Wrangling
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1562
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Competitive Laundry and Dishwashing
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1563
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Brooming
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1564
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Competitive Scrabble
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1565
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High-Stakes Conkers
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1566
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Cafeteria Combat
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1611
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Enjoying Crack
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1612
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Making Sure There Are Three Flavors Of Crisps
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1613
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Slow Clapping
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1614
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Gun Swallowing
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1615
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Chip Identifying
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1616
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bullet catching
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1621
|
First Impressions
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1622
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Napping
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1623
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Dropkick
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1624
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Demagoguery
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1625
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Scruples
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1626
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Borosilicate Glass Production
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1631
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Well Actually…
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1632
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Throwing Shapes
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1633
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Staring Daggers
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1634
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Dagger Staring
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1635
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“Let Me Speak To Your Manager.”
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1636
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Passive-Aggressive Lawn Care
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1641
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Subtle Elbowing
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1642
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Eyebrowing
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1643
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Rewind DVDs
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1644
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Fish Whispering
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1645
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Pokethulhu Lore
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1646
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Shark Bait
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1651
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Anal Retentive Fishing
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1652
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Fisting
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1653
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Free Real Estate Acumen
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1654
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Beeriery
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1655
|
Super Smash Bros. Commentary
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1656
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Origami
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1661
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Tantric Meditation
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|
1662
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Tantrum Mediation
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1663
|
Seasonal Ennui
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|
1664
|
Existentialist Poetry
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1665
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My mom says I can’t
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1666
|
Sludge Management
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2111
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My Dad’s Bigger Than Your Dad
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2112
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Mimic Scent
|
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2113
|
Weirdo Magnet
|
|
2114
|
ferromagnetic
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2115
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Unix hacking
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2116
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Base 12
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2121
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Fueled by Anxiety
|
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2122
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Trust Fund Shitbaggery
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2123
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Last Word
|
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2124
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Pythag
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2125
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Towel Dance
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2126
|
Befriend Dog
|
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2131
|
Puff Up
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2132
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Tornado Chasing
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2133
|
Elevator Fixing
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2134
|
elevator breaking
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2135
|
Elevator Etiquette
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2136
|
Declension
|
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2141
|
Conjugation
|
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2142
|
Kite Flying
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2143
|
Cat Shenagians
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2144
|
Competitive Clowning
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2145
|
Tounge Wagging
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2146
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Ham Greening
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2151
|
Sinister Mumbling
|
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2152
|
dread
|
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2153
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Cold Calling
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2154
|
Phantom Pains
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2155
|
fillibustery
|
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2156
|
Podcast Making
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2161
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Pastry Fighting
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2162
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Pasta Fighting
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2163
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Egg Sucking
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2164
|
Shucking
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2165
|
fgjhnjklhjk
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2166
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8675309
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2211
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Karaoke
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2212
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Sexy Times
|
|
2213
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Be Like Danny Nedelko
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2214
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Edit The Weak
|
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2215
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Discord Shitposting Inadequacy Anxieties
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|
2216
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Orphan And Widow Murder Specialisation
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2221
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Mouth and Throat Doctorin
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2222
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Meeting Deadlines
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2223
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Procrastinating
|
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2224
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Analysis Paralysis
|
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2225
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Remain Motionless
|
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2226
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Petty Vandalism
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2231
|
Mid-Combat Haircut
|
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2232
|
Run Cult
|
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2233
|
Posadist Polemics
|
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2234
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butt to mouth
|
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2235
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tinglering
|
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2236
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Ultimate Bee Keeping
|
|
2241
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rationalizing self-interest
|
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2242
|
Culinary Deceit
|
|
2243
|
Language - Young People Talk
|
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2244
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I Know a Shortcut
|
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2245
|
I Know a Secret
|
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2246
|
Cardboard Craft
|
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2251
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Untitled Goose Skill
|
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2252
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Language - Sentient Matresses
|
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2253
|
Mullet Grooming
|
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2254
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Popping and Locking
|
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2255
|
HONK!
|
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2256
|
Crippling Depression
|
|
2261
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Moral Flexibility
|
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2262
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Scratching Backs
|
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2263
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Mob Rallying
|
|
2264
|
FATE
|
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2265
|
Argentine Tango
|
|
2266
|
Detect Science
|
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2311
|
Get Excited
|
|
2312
|
Falling with style
|
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2313
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“I meant to do that”
|
|
2314
|
DGAF
|
|
2315
|
Rollerblading
|
|
2316
|
Celebrity Impersonator
|
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2321
|
Pomology
|
|
2322
|
Memetic Warfare
|
|
2323
|
Self Mutilation to Inflict Rare Earths Addiction Scars
|
|
2324
|
fly-fishing
|
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2325
|
Fartist
|
|
2326
|
Look Good Naked
|
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2331
|
Self-Awareness
|
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2332
|
Fire Stunts
|
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2333
|
Controlled burning
|
|
2334
|
Snow Fort Building
|
|
2335
|
Bomb Defusal
|
|
2336
|
Bomb Refusal
|
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2341
|
Troll Whispering
|
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2342
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Cooking Books
|
|
2343
|
Showrunning
|
|
2344
|
book cooking
|
|
2345
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Book Eating
|
|
2346
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Malicious Whistling
|
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2351
|
Open mouth chewing
|
|
2352
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inside of cheek biting
|
|
2353
|
unexplainable compulsion
|
|
2354
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Pole Vault
|
|
2355
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Poll Vault
|
|
2356
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Hold Pose
|
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2361
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Hold Nose
|
|
2362
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vault polling
|
|
2363
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strut n turn
|
|
2364
|
Murder Dancin’
|
|
2365
|
zombie
|
|
2366
|
Delicious-but-deadly Charcuterie
|
|
2411
|
Know Somebody’s Sins
|
|
2412
|
Sin Eating
|
|
2413
|
Sashay Awa
|
|
2414
|
vogue
|
|
2415
|
Irish Brogue
|
|
2416
|
Broken Nose
|
|
2421
|
Viking diss poetry
|
|
2422
|
Bread technique
|
|
2423
|
Cigar Box Guitar
|
|
2424
|
Toe Tingling
|
|
2425
|
Hack Writing
|
|
2426
|
prostate masseuse
|
|
2431
|
Use Phantom Limb
|
|
2432
|
“Don’t call it a comeback!”
|
|
2433
|
“I’ve been here for years!”
|
|
2434
|
Out of focus
|
|
2435
|
Call Mom
|
|
2436
|
Walk on Water
|
|
2441
|
corpse law
|
|
2442
|
min max
|
|
2443
|
Mold Stardust
|
|
2444
|
Betrayal Takes Two
|
|
2445
|
Goddamnit Joe
|
|
2446
|
Detachable Head
|
|
2451
|
Rock n Roll Club Fighting
|
|
2452
|
Alcoholism
|
|
2453
|
Décollage
|
|
2454
|
counting
|
|
2455
|
Discounting
|
|
2456
|
Uncounting
|
|
2461
|
Recounting
|
|
2462
|
noncounting
|
|
2463
|
Niiiiiiice
|
|
2464
|
Cool Story Bro
|
|
2465
|
You’ll Always Find What You Are Looking For
|
|
2466
|
Always Something There to Remind Me
|
|
2511
|
Make Tea out of Anything
|
|
2512
|
Hoeing
|
|
2513
|
SEETHING!
|
|
2514
|
teething
|
|
2515
|
breathing
|
|
2516
|
Bequeathing
|
|
2521
|
Firm Handahake
|
|
2522
|
Gleaming the cube
|
|
2523
|
Whole Lotta Love
|
|
2524
|
Shirk Responsibility
|
|
2525
|
Mowing
|
|
2526
|
Blaze
|
|
2531
|
⬆ noice! ⬆
|
|
2532
|
meteorology
|
|
2533
|
meatballology
|
|
2534
|
Skanking
|
|
2535
|
Skanking in the Pit
|
|
2536
|
crowdsurfing
|
|
2541
|
Crowdsourcing
|
|
2542
|
crow surfing
|
|
2543
|
crow eating
|
|
2544
|
Beating the Crow
|
|
2545
|
Murder! of Crows
|
|
2546
|
competitive yoga
|
|
2551
|
experimental yoga
|
|
2552
|
delight children of all ages
|
|
2553
|
friend to animals
|
|
2554
|
Cyclops Rock
|
|
2555
|
Turn Around
|
|
2556
|
Break My Heart
|
|
2561
|
Unbreak My Heart
|
|
2562
|
Be Salty
|
|
2563
|
Crossology
|
|
2564
|
bamboozle
|
|
2565
|
blackjack & Hookers
|
|
2566
|
just forget the whole thing…
|
|
2611
|
electro-swing
|
|
2612
|
Makeshift Knife Making
|
|
2613
|
Poop Gunblade Fighting
|
|
2614
|
Gunblade Fighting
|
|
2615
|
Fly Swat
|
|
2616
|
Legalese
|
|
2621
|
Concierge
|
|
2622
|
Soap Making
|
|
2623
|
Projector Operation
|
|
2624
|
Eyebrows on Fleek
|
|
2625
|
Chimichurri Craft
|
|
2626
|
Shit Pants
|
|
2631
|
Coprophagia
|
|
2632
|
Blowing Up Your World
|
|
2633
|
Mech Piloting
|
|
2634
|
mech jacking
|
|
2635
|
Meth Jacking
|
|
2636
|
Get Jacked
|
|
2641
|
Soda Jerking
|
|
2642
|
Sorting Jerks
|
|
2643
|
Clean and Jerk
|
|
2644
|
SQAURT
|
|
2645
|
I love you bro
|
|
2646
|
Bird Up
|
|
2651
|
Wrong Solving
|
|
2652
|
One Man Band
|
|
2653
|
Ensemble Player
|
|
2654
|
BUBERBUG
|
|
2655
|
Beef Losing
|
|
2656
|
Avoid Eye Contact
|
|
2661
|
Run Gauntlet
|
|
2662
|
Gather Pidgeons
|
|
2663
|
Caravaning
|
|
2664
|
Cavorting
|
|
2665
|
Ritual Sacrifice
|
|
2666
|
Vicar’s Daughter
|
|
3111
|
Still Making This Shit Up
|
|
3112
|
Button Flying
|
|
3113
|
Flying, Seat of Pants
|
|
3114
|
Inoffensive tweeting
|
|
3115
|
Petard Hoisting
|
|
3116
|
keikaku
|
|
3121
|
Bootleg
|
|
3122
|
Part Crowd
|
|
3123
|
Part Hair
|
|
3124
|
Hibernate
|
|
3125
|
Essential NPC Functions
|
|
3126
|
Lockpicking using Swords
|
|
3131
|
Chest opening with axes
|
|
3132
|
Door opening with axes
|
|
3133
|
Skull opening with axes
|
|
3134
|
Fun with axes
|
|
3135
|
Head Butt
|
|
3136
|
Chin music
|
|
3141
|
Catfolk Catwalk
|
|
3142
|
Butt Heads
|
|
3143
|
Butt Chin
|
|
3144
|
Bruce Campbell
|
|
3145
|
Pet
|
|
3146
|
Pep
|
|
3151
|
Heavy Prepping
|
|
3152
|
Heavy Petting
|
|
3153
|
Light Slapping
|
|
3154
|
Frecnh Tickling
|
|
3155
|
Paying Rent
|
|
3156
|
Mat Making
|
|
3161
|
J Passing
|
|
3162
|
bum sniffin
|
|
3163
|
Extreme Relaxation
|
|
3164
|
Pneumatic Fist
|
|
3165
|
Navigating awkward social situations
|
|
3166
|
Chowder
|
|
3211
|
Pronouncing Chowder
|
|
3212
|
Speedy Smugness
|
|
3213
|
Spider-Craft
|
|
3214
|
Arachno-Supremacist Rhetoric
|
|
3215
|
Decant Wine
|
|
3216
|
Recant Whine
|
|
3221
|
Whine and Dine
|
|
3222
|
Dine and Dash
|
|
3223
|
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
|
|
3224
|
Find/Navigate Flavourtown
|
|
3225
|
Donkey Sauce
|
|
3226
|
Donkey
|
|
3231
|
Vulgarity
|
|
3232
|
Personal Hygiene
|
|
3233
|
Skillet Hygiene
|
|
3234
|
Necrobotany
|
|
3235
|
|
|
3236
|
Toy Finding
|
|
3241
|
Diaper Changing
|
|
3242
|
Full Diaper Detecting
|
|
3243
|
Battery Changing
|
|
3244
|
Cold Coffee Drinking
|
|
3245
|
Mom Stuff
|
|
3246
|
Spell - Pocket Sand
|
|
3251
|
Spell - Pocket Salad
|
|
3252
|
Corpse Ventriloquism
|
|
3253
|
Cloud Huffing
|
|
3254
|
Go Nuts
|
|
3255
|
Crazy Go Nuts
|
|
3256
|
Tape Leg
|
|
3261
|
Baleeted
|
|
3262
|
Got Five Dollars
|
|
3263
|
Give Five Doll Hairs
|
|
3264
|
Caravan Law
|
|
3265
|
Spell - Laugh Track
|
|
3266
|
Energy Vampirism
|
|
3311
|
Suck The Poison Out
|
|
3312
|
Tasty Licks
|
|
3313
|
Thumb Wrestling
|
|
3314
|
Barbarian Rhymes
|
|
3315
|
Civilised Beats
|
|
3316
|
Civilized Breakbeats
|
|
3321
|
Barbarian NoWave Skronk Fighting
|
|
3322
|
Chemical Cleanup
|
|
3323
|
Forensic Cleaning
|
|
3324
|
mostly”Perfect Knowledge of all Material Safety Data Sheets
|
|
3325
|
Motorcycle Chariot Riding
|
|
3326
|
Yelling at Clouds
|
|
3331
|
Weaponized disappointment
|
|
3332
|
Identity Thief
|
|
3333
|
Self Interrogation
|
|
3334
|
Blistering Tongue
|
|
3335
|
Crying Wolf
|
|
3336
|
Fun Facts
|
|
3341
|
1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS!
|
|
3342
|
Shrimping
|
|
3343
|
Numerical Aesthetics
|
|
3344
|
Spell - Psychological Eliminativism
|
|
3345
|
Dada
|
|
3346
|
Ta da!
|
|
3351
|
Vibin
|
|
3352
|
Tap Dancing on Graves
|
|
3353
|
foot eatin’
|
|
3354
|
Define Art) (0
|
|
3355
|
Devine Fart
|
|
3356
|
Deny Mart
|
|
3361
|
Dissociative Art
|
|
3362
|
Maul Darth
|
|
3363
|
Smelling Trouble
|
|
3364
|
Immanentize the eschaton
|
|
3365
|
Barf Mall
|
|
3366
|
Antagonistic Friendship
|
|
3411
|
watercolors
|
|
3412
|
oils
|
|
3413
|
essential oils
|
|
3414
|
unnecessary oils
|
|
3415
|
boils
|
|
3416
|
Sauté
|
|
3421
|
Lather up
|
|
3422
|
Spell - Extracting The Third Milk
|
|
3423
|
Lubing the Joints
|
|
3424
|
Oil Straining
|
|
3425
|
topological anatomy
|
|
3426
|
professional shitposting
|
|
3431
|
Contract Disease
|
|
3432
|
$130 Shitpost
|
|
3433
|
Vomiting on Demand
|
|
3434
|
Coin Tossing
|
|
3435
|
Flip it and reverse it
|
|
3436
|
let me work it
|
|
3441
|
get to know ya, so I can show ya
|
|
3442
|
huff/puff
|
|
3443
|
combat tailoring
|
|
3444
|
wardrobe fighting
|
|
3445
|
nude fighting
|
|
3446
|
raising weed
|
|
3451
|
growing goats
|
|
3452
|
positive reinforcement
|
|
3453
|
apologizing
|
|
3454
|
apologism
|
|
3455
|
Apocalyptic Apoplexy
|
|
3456
|
UNFUCKING THE NUMBERS
|
|
3461
|
listening to The Clash and not weeping
|
|
3462
|
sociodialectics
|
|
3463
|
Remembering to brush your teeth daily
|
|
3464
|
listening to The Cure and not weeping
|
|
3465
|
listening to the cure and getting horny as a pavlovian response
|
|
3466
|
Just Weeping
|
|
4111
|
Kung Fu Fighting
|
|
4112
|
Fast as Lightning
|
|
4113
|
A little bit frightening
|
|
4114
|
Fight with expert timing
|
|
4115
|
Spit Gymnastics
|
|
4116
|
Shake off Rain
|
|
4121
|
Deflect Compliments
|
|
4122
|
Blood Magic Ritual
|
|
4123
|
Suck Up to Dark Lord
|
|
4124
|
Suck Up Dark Lord
|
|
4125
|
Upside-down Handstand
|
|
4126
|
Orchestrating 3 ways
|
|
4131
|
Safety Inspection
|
|
4132
|
Salty Inspection
|
|
4133
|
Salty Injection
|
|
4134
|
Saline implants
|
|
4135
|
Saltire intentions
|
|
4136
|
Malingering
|
|
4141
|
Weaponized Squid
|
|
4142
|
Jackbooted Thuggery
|
|
4143
|
Small-Group Tactics
|
|
4144
|
Earnest Looks
|
|
4145
|
Dishonest Staring
|
|
4146
|
mouth breathing
|
|
4151
|
Wait Patiently
|
|
4152
|
Wait Impatiently
|
|
4153
|
Reflect Light
|
|
4154
|
Deflect Blame
|
|
4155
|
Bluegrass
|
|
4156
|
Sod Laying
|
|
4161
|
Stage Hypnotism
|
|
4162
|
Stage Psychiatry
|
|
4163
|
Stage Death
|
|
4164
|
Mise en Place
|
|
4165
|
Doodling
|
|
4166
|
Experience Bij
|
|
5111
|
Sod Everything
|
|
5112
|
postmod-urn-ism
|
|
5113
|
Achieve Comatose State
|
|
5114
|
Tear love apart
|
|
5115
|
bizarre love triangle
|
|
5116
|
Ghost Rasslin’
|
|
5121
|
Ventriloquism
|
|
5122
|
Spinanesing
|
|
5123
|
Precision Pooping
|
|
5124
|
Dusting Crops
|
|
5125
|
Incorporeal Squelching
|
|
5126
|
Decadance Games
|
|
5131
|
Hyperstition Fashioning
|
|
5132
|
Cult Deprogramming
|
|
5133
|
Inumerate Numerology
|
|
5134
|
Naive Sorcery
|
|
5135
|
Fare Dodging
|
|
5136
|
Pan-Frying
|
|
5141
|
Language - Grebbletongue
|
|
5142
|
Rending Garments
|
|
5143
|
Chewing scenery
|
|
5144
|
Vogueing
|
|
5145
|
Death Dropping
|
|
5146
|
Ragdoll Physics
|
|
5151
|
Piss Edging
|
|
5152
|
Santa Claus Denial
|
|
5153
|
Breaking Physics
|
|
5154
|
Hagiography
|
|
5155
|
Podcasting
|
|
5156
|
podcast editing
|
|
5161
|
Shmodcat Shmediting
|
|
5162
|
not getting paid to manage other folx FOMO
|
|
5163
|
Win at RPGs
|
|
5164
|
Lose at Having Friends
|
|
5165
|
High Speed Inventing
|
|
5166
|
supreme hot dog mastery
|
|
5211
|
Burger flipping
|
|
5212
|
Extol virtue
|
|
5213
|
Eschew aesthetics
|
|
5214
|
cowardly deeds
|
|
5215
|
immanentize the eschaton
|
|
5216
|
applied metastreumonics
|
|
5221
|
Cough politely
|
|
5222
|
Politricks
|
|
5223
|
Glissading
|
|
5224
|
Irish Exiting
|
|
5225
|
Barking
|
|
5226
|
owl persuasion
|
|
5231
|
Owl Psychology
|
|
5232
|
Taxidermy
|
|
5233
|
Mouse Gymnastics
|
|
5234
|
Amateur Proctology
|
|
5235
|
Non-Euclidean Breakdancing
|
|
5236
|
Romantic Espionage
|
|
5241
|
cloacal kenosis
|
|
5242
|
Skill Compilation
|
|
5243
|
Exorcise the Tide
|
|
5244
|
Cryptopsychology
|
|
5245
|
meaninglessness
|
|
5246
|
Harbouring Misgivings
|
|
5251
|
Harbouring Seals
|
|
5252
|
wallowing
|
|
5253
|
rolling over
|
|
5254
|
bird spotting
|
|
5255
|
telescope finger typing
|
|
5256
|
ultimate ab-blasting for just $29.99
|
|
5261
|
cig bumming
|
|
5262
|
simping
|
|
5263
|
GLOGing
|
|
5264
|
Time Shenanigans
|
|
5265
|
Duck Whispering
|
|
5266
|
Percussive Maintenance
|
|
5311
|
Number Juggling
|
|
5312
|
Blood Transfusion
|
|
5313
|
Crab Shell Removal
|
|
5314
|
Octopus Suction Cup Knowledge
|
|
5315
|
Cry-Typing
|
|
5316
|
Door Butchering
|
|
5321
|
Owl Wound-wise
|
|
5322
|
Tenderizing
|
|
5323
|
robe-dissing
|
|
5324
|
On-demand crying
|
|
5325
|
Background Writing
|
|
5326
|
Hamboning
|
|
5331
|
Sandwich Making
|
|
5332
|
Sandwich Topology
|
|
5333
|
rigging slot machines
|
|
5334
|
Smote Reversing
|
|
5335
|
Interpretive Suplexing
|
|
5336
|
Messy Bun
|
|
5341
|
Kick-flip
|
|
5342
|
Retail Therapy
|
|
5343
|
Swagger - Denim Cutoffs
|
|
5344
|
Backseat Driving
|
|
5345
|
Jeans Cuffs Specialist
|
|
5346
|
Disinterested Listening
|
|
5351
|
Cussing
|
|
5352
|
Pspspspsps
|
|
5353
|
cat coaxing
|
|
5354
|
Shit-stirring
|
|
5355
|
Lies
|
|
5356
|
last minute studying
|
|
5361
|
Frontier Psychiatry
|
|
5362
|
Not afraid of spiders
|
|
5363
|
Very afraid of spiders
|
|
5364
|
Scare Spiders
|
|
5365
|
missing deadlines
|
|
5366
|
sun bathing
|
|
5411
|
Catching the bus
|
|
5412
|
Banjo Dueling
|
|
5413
|
Triangle Duelling
|
|
5414
|
Act Natural
|
|
5415
|
Sandwich Theology
|
|
5416
|
Sandwich Topology
|
|
5421
|
Sandwich Ontology
|
|
5422
|
sandwich cryptozoology
|
|
5423
|
Sandwiccan Theology
|
|
5424
|
Fish Identification
|
|
5425
|
Sandwich Archeology
|
|
5426
|
Anal Phrenology
|
|
5431
|
Pensive Strolling
|
|
5432
|
Stealing - Office Supplyies
|
|
5433
|
Psychogeometry
|
|
5434
|
Applied Topological Theology
|
|
5435
|
Construction Alchemy
|
|
5436
|
Goblin kissing
|
|
5441
|
Creative Dentistry
|
|
5442
|
Live, Love, Laugh
|
|
5443
|
Paint it grey
|
|
5444
|
Pinochle
|
|
5445
|
Gift Shopping
|
|
5446
|
Wrap anything (anything!) in fablon
|
|
5451
|
Source fablon and glitter anywhere
|
|
5452
|
Safe Glitter-handling Certified
|
|
5453
|
Glitter Decon Procedures
|
|
5454
|
Glitterbomb Fighting
|
|
5455
|
shaggy dog storytelling
|
|
5456
|
Anxiety
|
|
5461
|
Reality Slap
|
|
5462
|
Battle Rap Fighting
|
|
5463
|
Palindromes
|
|
5464
|
Praising David, The One and Only
|
|
5465
|
B-walking
|
|
5466
|
C-walking
|
|
5511
|
Quickly stopping singing when you notice someone is watching
|
|
5512
|
Sausagifying stuff
|
|
5513
|
Aerosol
|
|
5514
|
BRILL!!!
|
|
5515
|
Giving really good hugs
|
|
5516
|
Apple coring
|
|
5521
|
Party Rocking
|
|
5522
|
Folding Fitted Sheets
|
|
5523
|
Flight Paddling
|
|
5524
|
Sciography
|
|
5525
|
Quantum Prophecy.
|
|
5526
|
Fidget Spinning
|
|
5531
|
Onomatopoeia
|
|
5532
|
Ventriloquism
|
|
5533
|
Contortion
|
|
5534
|
Soup!!!
|
|
5535
|
Anticlimatic sandwich crafting
|
|
5536
|
Tongue Fencing
|
|
5541
|
Tongue Capoeira
|
|
5542
|
Blade Whirling
|
|
5543
|
jazz skating
|
|
5544
|
Music Surfing
|
|
5545
|
Entrail Enervator
|
|
5546
|
Entrail Interpreter
|
|
5551
|
Impromptu Dentistry
|
|
5552
|
Self-induced anaesthetics
|
|
5553
|
Lucid Dreaming
|
|
5554
|
Philosophy Engineering
|
|
5555
|
Game Mastering
|
|
5556
|
game re-mastering
|
|
5561
|
game rastering
|
|
5562
|
painting small metal soldiers
|
|
5563
|
Troika! authoring
|
|
5564
|
Bilocation
|
|
5565
|
Egg occultism
|
|
5566
|
Bisociation
|
|
5611
|
Snuffing Fires
|
|
5612
|
Huffing Fire
|
|
5613
|
Spline Reticulating
|
|
5614
|
Skull Decor
|
|
5615
|
Managing Expectations
|
|
5616
|
dragon fighting
|
|
5621
|
plant non-maintenance
|
|
5622
|
Pencil Sharpening
|
|
5623
|
Percussive Anesthesiology
|
|
5624
|
animal husbandry
|
|
5625
|
husband hunting
|
|
5626
|
TV/VCR Repair
|
|
5631
|
Percussive Maintenance
|
|
5632
|
Panic Control
|
|
5633
|
Passive Aggressive Lounging
|
|
5634
|
Administering Headpats
|
|
5635
|
Frog Wedding
|
|
5636
|
Inciting Training Montage
|
|
5641
|
Sewer Engineering
|
|
5642
|
Engine Sewering
|
|
5643
|
Fool Proofing
|
|
5644
|
sports commentating
|
|
5645
|
son debating
|
|
5646
|
Weather guessing
|
|
5651
|
violence
|
|
5652
|
Tea Art
|
|
5653
|
having a nice time with your friends 🙂
|
|
5654
|
Silver Lining
|
|
5655
|
Only liking the demos
|
|
5656
|
Avoiding the gross liquids dripping on your hand when taking out the
garbage
|
|
5661
|
Jewelmancy
|
|
5662
|
eating all your veggies
|
|
5663
|
synergistic innovative corporate bullshit
|
|
5664
|
eating only veggies
|
|
5665
|
eating someone else’s veggies
|
|
5666
|
vegetating
|
|
6111
|
energy sucking
|
|
6112
|
doesnt tell everyone they do crossfit
|
|
6113
|
going postal
|
|
6114
|
never forgetting
|
|
6115
|
always forgetting
|
|
6116
|
Lactose tolerant
|
|
6121
|
Crying about the past
|
|
6122
|
Physical Emotional Scarring
|
|
6123
|
Entropimancy
|
|
6124
|
4-handed heavy petting
|
|
6125
|
Lacrosse intolerance
|
|
6126
|
lacroix intolerance
|
|
6131
|
A lack of Toes
|
|
6132
|
A surfeit of sorrows
|
|
6133
|
Deodorizing
|
|
6134
|
Reodorizing
|
|
6135
|
Fast Draw
|
|
6136
|
embracing fiber in one’s diet
|
|
6141
|
dental hygiene
|
|
6142
|
Perfect Hindsight
|
|
6143
|
Perfect Hiney
|
|
6144
|
Harsh Critique
|
|
6145
|
Fashionably Late
|
|
6146
|
Mechanical Failure
|
|
6151
|
Buttering up
|
|
6152
|
Self Lubricating
|
|
6153
|
Planned Obsolescence
|
|
6154
|
Planned parenthood
|
|
6155
|
Unplanned Parenthood
|
|
6156
|
Falcon punch
|
|
6161
|
Unplanned Obsolescence
|
|
6162
|
Planned Unplannedness
|
|
6163
|
making plans that never come true
|
|
6164
|
Prophetic visions that no one believes
|
|
6165
|
made up dreams that everyone believes
|
|
6166
|
Imaginary friendships
|
|
6211
|
Friendly Imaginations
|
|
6212
|
Friendly Fire
|
|
6213
|
Panda Talking
|
|
6214
|
Pandora Boxing
|
|
6215
|
Beat Boxing
|
|
6216
|
Flesh Welding
|
|
6221
|
Tooth Welding
|
|
6222
|
Tooth Ferrying
|
|
6223
|
Twerking
|
|
6224
|
Piggybacking
|
|
6225
|
Pushing kids on swings
|
|
6226
|
Pushing kids off swings
|
|
6231
|
Pushing kids generally
|
|
6232
|
Accidentally on purpose tripping kids” my specialty
|
|
6233
|
hitting kids with other kids
|
|
6234
|
arguing the validity and legality of kid based combat
|
|
6235
|
Trust me, I’m a Lawyer
|
|
6236
|
bird lawyering
|
|
6241
|
Accelerated Losing
|
|
6242
|
Acquiring Debt
|
|
6243
|
Acquiring tacos
|
|
6244
|
Consuming tacos
|
|
6245
|
Morning after Taco Cleanup
|
|
6246
|
Death by tacos
|
|
6251
|
inventing tacos
|
|
6252
|
Raining tacos
|
|
6253
|
taco immunity
|
|
6254
|
diplomatic immunity
|
|
6255
|
diplomatic impugning
|
|
6256
|
playing diplomacy
|
|
6261
|
anti-diplomacy
|
|
6262
|
Can read numbers
|
|
6263
|
Can Eat Numbers
|
|
6264
|
Can Be Numbers
|
|
6265
|
Can be without Numbers
|
|
6266
|
Can count
|
|
6311
|
Can See The Numbers
|
|
6312
|
9 = 8+1
|
|
6313
|
can see smells
|
|
6314
|
imitate smells
|
|
6315
|
initiate smells
|
|
6316
|
intimidate smells
|
|
6321
|
intimate smells
|
|
6322
|
Snorting things that aren’t drugs
|
|
6323
|
Snot Rocketry [ snocketry? ]
|
|
6324
|
Snog Rocketry
|
|
6325
|
Sock Puppeteering
|
|
6326
|
Sock commandeering
|
|
6331
|
sock hopping
|
|
6332
|
Monster Mashing
|
|
6333
|
Mellification
|
|
6334
|
Counting to 1000
|
|
6335
|
Connecting Four
|
|
6336
|
Never Getting Decimals When Dividing By Three
|
|
6341
|
tempting fate
|
|
6342
|
pushing boundarys
|
|
6343
|
Settling for less
|
|
6344
|
track + field
|
|
6345
|
Can count to 29 in base-3
|
|
6346
|
Squaring Circles
|
|
6351
|
Circling Squares
|
|
6352
|
Circling the drain
|
|
6353
|
squirreling
|
|
6354
|
Bonding
|
|
6355
|
Misnumbering
|
|
6356
|
Regression
|
|
6361
|
Reincarnation
|
|
6362
|
Offering Condolences
|
|
6363
|
Redundancy
|
|
6364
|
spooking
|
|
6365
|
losing a mind
|
|
6366
|
Finding The Time
|
|
6411
|
Rhythm & The Rhyme
|
|
6412
|
cooking while nude
|
|
6413
|
Grease Splatter Resistance
|
|
6414
|
Grease Liberation Front
|
|
6415
|
Fart Flying
|
|
6416
|
Brain Baking
|
|
6421
|
Festering
|
|
6422
|
Low intensity screaming
|
|
6423
|
Doing the Right Thing
|
|
6424
|
Sinning
|
|
6425
|
Confessing
|
|
6426
|
Cheese Making
|
|
6431
|
political rule pandering
|
|
6432
|
Counting on your fingers
|
|
6433
|
Language - Filibuster
|
|
6434
|
letting all those old fluorescent bulbs pile up
|
|
6435
|
Bundling
|
|
6436
|
Dying
|
|
6441
|
Gender Alchemy
|
|
6442
|
Circling the drain
|
|
6443
|
Crying lasting tears
|
|
6444
|
Crying a River
|
|
6445
|
Tear boating
|
|
6446
|
Bear Toting
|
|
6451
|
Tax-free Exchanges
|
|
6452
|
kissing thru the fax machine
|
|
6453
|
Divination via fax machine noises
|
|
6454
|
Calcified Blade Fighting
|
|
6455
|
Milking
|
|
6456
|
Organic cellular reorganization
|
|
6461
|
Toe tapping
|
|
6462
|
Finger flapping
|
|
6463
|
Nose Nodding
|
|
6464
|
Tongue twisting
|
|
6465
|
Pie Pyrotechnics
|
|
6466
|
Scribbling Truths
|
|
6511
|
Whale Calling
|
|
6512
|
Snail Singing
|
|
6513
|
Obtuse Observations
|
|
6514
|
Ghost Gallantry
|
|
6515
|
Ultra-Twisting
|
|
6516
|
public bus demolition derby
|
|
6521
|
Airship Piloting
|
|
6522
|
Cockroach Milking
|
|
6523
|
Dog Throwing
|
|
6524
|
Troika Transit Opinions
|
|
6525
|
breathing coal gas
|
|
6526
|
accidentally getting too much sleep
|
|
6531
|
rat smooching
|
|
6532
|
Huffing Fumes
|
|
6533
|
converting metric to imperial and vice versa
|
|
6534
|
metering empires
|
|
6535
|
controlled vomitting
|
|
6536
|
chinchilla golf
|
|
6541
|
Crossbreeding Creatures which shouldn’t go together
|
|
6542
|
chimeraizoology
|
|
6543
|
dental dam timpani
|
|
6544
|
wiping out the damn microwave after heating your soup without a lid,
jeez!
|
|
6545
|
neck cracking
|
|
6546
|
microwaving food for too long
|
|
6551
|
punching lips off faces
|
|
6552
|
doing capitalism
|
|
6553
|
tinkering with things humanity ought not
|
|
6554
|
🤔
|
|
6555
|
Turkey Basting
|
|
6556
|
Bird therapy
|
|
6561
|
apple juicing
|
|
6562
|
making a cape
|
|
6563
|
making a crepe
|
|
6564
|
playing catch
|
|
6565
|
code golf
|
|
6566
|
golf code
|
|
6611
|
interject
|
|
6612
|
interrupting
|
|
6613
|
Interluding
|
|
6614
|
misinterpreting
|
|
6615
|
transisting
|
|
6616
|
Insisting
|
|
6621
|
transitioning
|
|
6622
|
resisting
|
|
6623
|
persisting
|
|
6624
|
Perspiring
|
|
6625
|
Monogamy of Entanglement
|
|
6626
|
Postemptive Dibs
|
|
6631
|
Accelerate Decomposition
|
|
6632
|
Dig Too Deep
|
|
6633
|
post humourous
|
|
6634
|
Remembering
|
|
6635
|
Forgetting
|
|
6636
|
Resins
|
|
6641
|
Multicam Sitcom Producer
|
|
6642
|
Laugh Track Designer
|
|
6643
|
Doing Drugs
|
|
6644
|
Doing Hugs
|
|
6645
|
Stewin’ Nugs
|
|
6646
|
Eating Bugs
|
|
6651
|
Cutting Rugs
|
|
6652
|
Blowing Jugs
|
|
6653
|
Training Pugs
|
|
6654
|
Milking Jugs
|
|
6655
|
Wearing Uggs
|
|
6656
|
Painting Mugs
|
|
6661
|
Butt Chug
|
|
6662
|
Shrug
|
|
6663
|
Chug Butts
|
|
6664
|
Butt Plug
|
|
6665
|
klartesh
|
|
6666
|
megatesh
|
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