Strixhaven Star

future stories

Remembering Jadzi P'Nko

Jadzi, Oracle of Strixhaven and former Dean of the Quandrix college school of theory, died of unknown causes this week. Her professional career spanned several lifetimes. As Oracle, she upheld the office and ensured that the magic of Strixhaven is used to help others and not twisted to evil ends. During her time in office she expanded her studies to encompass all disciplines of spellcasting, tempering the mathematical abstractions of Quandrix with benevolent divination and a return to the basics of magic itself.

As professor and Dean of Theory she is remembered for her intense rivaly with Extus Narr, then Silverquill Dean of Shadow. Both were favored to replace sitting Oracle Lowe Eldswin when he retired.

School Councils Gathers To Appoint New Oracle

The Biblioplex is closed this week as the deans and the Strixhaven Council convene at the Snarl to appoint a new oracle.

used stories

Strangeness Afoot At Furygale

An elaborate dress ball and a major campus event, the Masquerade is always a night of magic! All third year students are expected to attend

On the outskirts of Quandrix college, Furygale is a restricted area of wild elemental magic. Passersby have recently reported hearing the distant sound of barking dogs, nearby giggling, and compulsory feelings of altruism and mischief.

Oracle Announces Retirement

Jadzi P'Nko, long time Oracle of Strixhaven, has announced her plans to retire at the end of this scool year.

Empanada Maker Wins Great Strixhaven Bakeoff

Enrique's Empanada Emporium has won first place in this year's annual Great Strixhaven Bakeoff with an unlikely fermented fish, mushroom, and cheese empanada.

Local

Garbage King Strikes Again!

The self-professed "Garbage King"'s reign of terror continues after yet another incident of vandalism on campus. This tme, dumpsters and trash bins were moved from around campus to the center of the Archway Commons and then dumped out, the garbage spread all over the place.

A member of the custodial crew was heard to say, "Oh no, not again! Curse the Garbage King!"

Chaos Phage Outbreak

Nurse Edna from the infirmary reports one confirmed case of Chaos Phage, a disease contracted from contact with slaadi. "Luckily we were able to treat the patient before the infection became too severe. The last thing we need is a curse slaad running amok around campus!" The patient's name was witheld for privacy, but they reportedly have made a full recovery.

Dog Rescues Cat

A group of gathered students were surprised this week when a cat stuck up a tree was allegedly rescued by a large dog which teleported up into the branches, grabbed the cat by the scruff of the neck, and then teleported back down to the ground with it. The dog was lost in the commotion that followed as the students fussed over well-being of Miss Prissyface.

Skaters Narrowly Avoid Getting Stoned

Near disaster was averted after an earth elemental broke up an unauthorized skate party at the recently drained retention pool behind Enrique's Empanada Emporium last week. One witness reports, "It was totally wild man we were all just hanging out doing some sick tricks and getting mad air when Gleamer's wand exploded and this big boulder looking dude came out of the ground and charged at us!"