Dozens and Dragons

d6666 Skills

Making this shit up as you go along

2021-04-22

1,296 advanced skills brought to you by the twisted, beautiful, creative minds of the Troika! discord community.

Contents

How to

Roll a six-sided die four times, noting your rolls in order.

For example, if I rolled a 1, a 2, a 3, and a 4, then I would look up number 1234 in the tables below.

Tables

1111 Pithy Sentence
1112 Cast-Iron Stomach
1113 Ventriloquism
1114 Wolf
1115 Egg Fighting
1116 Selective Hearing
1121 Extreme Scrumping
1122 Oneupsmanship
1123 Echolocation
1124 Steel Liver
1125 “I told you so”
1126 Hindsight
1131 Play Dead
1132 Iconoclasm
1133 Stop Drop and Roll
1134 Polite Amusement
1135 Self-aggrandisement
1136 Fiddle-Faddlin’
1141 Bucolic yearning
1142 Juggle
1143 Grok
1144 Percussive Maintenance
1145 Emotional Feedback
1146 Lick & Scrape
1151 Waldo operation
1152 Act Like You Belong
1153 YEET
1154 Break Fourth Wall
1155 Be Cool, HoneyBunny
1156 Transcend
1161 Sandwich Ontology
1162 SWAG
1163 Clap If You Believe
1164 Discourse™
1165 Shadow Puppetry
1166 Small talk
1211 Big Talk
1212 Talk Good
1213 Secret Signs - Growth Rings
1214 Front Talk
1215 Obfuscation
1216 Taxidermy
1221 Snake Oilery
1222 Just a Flesh Wound
1223 Witty Retort
1224 Too Angry to Die
1225 Fecundity
1226 Grinding
1231 Regurgitate
1232 Secret Signs - Eye Floaters
1233 Secret Signs - Bong Water
1234 Extemporize
1235 Dabbing
1236 Derail
1241 HuStLe
1242 Stilt Walk
1243 extreme massage
1244 Knit
1245 Cat Herding
1246 Finding the Flow
1251 Hypnotize
1252 Thread the Needle
1253 Arthropod Anatomy
1254 Defenestration
1255 Soapboxing
1256 Photogenetic
1261 Accounting
1262 Boutique Janitorial Services
1263 Land on Feet
1264 Insult Comedy
1265 Heckling
1266 Speed Calligraphy
1311 Jump Start
1312 Voice of Reason
1313 Devils Advocate
1314 Existential Grief Counselling
1315 Language - Drunk
1316 Sandwich Artisanry
1321 Gengineering
1322 Morph
1323 Teleoperate
1324 speed reading
1325 Battle Parkour
1326 Mirror Reading
1331 Hot Takes
1332 Memes
1333 Shitposting
1334 Watermelon
1335 Bread Discourse
1336 YeAsT
1341 Homebrewing
1342 Wizard Mocking
1343 Moustache Riding
1344 Muscle Wizard
1345 Bomb Riding
1346 Needle Fighting
1351 de-cruster
1352 Gremlin Husbandry
1353 Goblin Wifery
1354 Double-Think
1355 Pyramid Scheming
1356 Weird Flex
1361 Man Spreading
1362 Shift Blame
1363 Mandatory Paperwork
1364 bribery
1365 Alien Seduction
1366 Amateur Pig Barbering
1411 “Zweihander Has Rules For That Specific Circumstance”
1412 “I Feel It In Me Waters”
1413 Probing
1414 Entry Denial
1415 Bean Seduction
1416 Triangulate
1421 Paper Mache Making
1422 3D Origami
1423 Motorhome Alchemy
1424 Trash Planet Ecology
1425 Asphalt Making
1426 Remembering Birthdays
1431 Party Planning
1432 Feline Body Language
1433 Wig Primping
1434 Mask Fighting
1435 Heeling
1436 Recreational Gases
1441 Prosthesis Fighting
1442 War Puppets
1443 Fashionable outfit coordination and accessorizing
1444 Bad Timing
1445 Pecking Order
1446 Numbering Things
1451 Make Tea
1452 Spill Tea
1453 Spill Beans
1454 Roast Beans
1455 Ontology of Brewed and Steeped Beverages
1456 Denumeration
1461 Latte Art
1462 Blind Fire Dancing
1463 High Volume Sneezing
1464 Magnetohydrodynamics Lore
1465 Narcotic Molecular Gastronomy
1466 monetization
1511 Synergy
1512 Corporate Workflow
1513 Zine Publishing
1514 Golden Apple Delivery
1515 Copyediting
1516 Mew
1521 Dirty Threeing
1522 Upside-down Baking
1523 Pan-Galactic Cocktail Mixing
1524 Chowder Chugging
1525 Cheesecraft
1526 Six-Armed Wrestling
1531 Polearm Juggling
1532 Buellerisms
1533 The Praxis
1534 Bullion Dealing
1535 Tea Preparation
1536 Towel Fighting
1541 Street Chymistry
1542 Coffee Stain Reading
1543 Sports Jersey Making
1544 Scream Printing
1545 Bird Calls
1546 Whistling
1551 Phytoplankton Farming
1552 Zooplankton Rustling
1553 Plasmic Recycling
1554 Lens Grinding
1555 Grinding
1556 Accelerant Procurement
1561 Legume Wrangling
1562 Competitive Laundry and Dishwashing
1563 Brooming
1564 Competitive Scrabble
1565 High-Stakes Conkers
1566 Cafeteria Combat
1611 Enjoying Crack
1612 Making Sure There Are Three Flavors Of Crisps
1613 Slow Clapping
1614 Gun Swallowing
1615 Chip Identifying
1616 bullet catching
1621 First Impressions
1622 Napping
1623 Dropkick
1624 Demagoguery
1625 Scruples
1626 Borosilicate Glass Production
1631 Well Actually…
1632 Throwing Shapes
1633 Staring Daggers
1634 Dagger Staring
1635 “Let Me Speak To Your Manager.”
1636 Passive-Aggressive Lawn Care
1641 Subtle Elbowing
1642 Eyebrowing
1643 Rewind DVDs
1644 Fish Whispering
1645 Pokethulhu Lore
1646 Shark Bait
1651 Anal Retentive Fishing
1652 Fisting
1653 Free Real Estate Acumen
1654 Beeriery
1655 Super Smash Bros. Commentary
1656 Origami
1661 Tantric Meditation
1662 Tantrum Mediation
1663 Seasonal Ennui
1664 Existentialist Poetry
1665 My mom says I can’t
1666 Sludge Management
2111 My Dad’s Bigger Than Your Dad
2112 Mimic Scent
2113 Weirdo Magnet
2114 ferromagnetic
2115 Unix hacking
2116 Base 12
2121 Fueled by Anxiety
2122 Trust Fund Shitbaggery
2123 Last Word
2124 Pythag
2125 Towel Dance
2126 Befriend Dog
2131 Puff Up
2132 Tornado Chasing
2133 Elevator Fixing
2134 elevator breaking
2135 Elevator Etiquette
2136 Declension
2141 Conjugation
2142 Kite Flying
2143 Cat Shenagians
2144 Competitive Clowning
2145 Tounge Wagging
2146 Ham Greening
2151 Sinister Mumbling
2152 dread
2153 Cold Calling
2154 Phantom Pains
2155 fillibustery
2156 Podcast Making
2161 Pastry Fighting
2162 Pasta Fighting
2163 Egg Sucking
2164 Shucking
2165 fgjhnjklhjk
2166 8675309
2211 Karaoke
2212 Sexy Times
2213 Be Like Danny Nedelko
2214 Edit The Weak
2215 Discord Shitposting Inadequacy Anxieties
2216 Orphan And Widow Murder Specialisation
2221 Mouth and Throat Doctorin
2222 Meeting Deadlines
2223 Procrastinating
2224 Analysis Paralysis
2225 Remain Motionless
2226 Petty Vandalism
2231 Mid-Combat Haircut
2232 Run Cult
2233 Posadist Polemics
2234 butt to mouth
2235 tinglering
2236 Ultimate Bee Keeping
2241 rationalizing self-interest
2242 Culinary Deceit
2243 Language - Young People Talk
2244 I Know a Shortcut
2245 I Know a Secret
2246 Cardboard Craft
2251 Untitled Goose Skill
2252 Language - Sentient Matresses
2253 Mullet Grooming
2254 Popping and Locking
2255 HONK!
2256 Crippling Depression
2261 Moral Flexibility
2262 Scratching Backs
2263 Mob Rallying
2264 FATE
2265 Argentine Tango
2266 Detect Science
2311 Get Excited
2312 Falling with style
2313 “I meant to do that”
2314 DGAF
2315 Rollerblading
2316 Celebrity Impersonator
2321 Pomology
2322 Memetic Warfare
2323 Self Mutilation to Inflict Rare Earths Addiction Scars
2324 fly-fishing
2325 Fartist
2326 Look Good Naked
2331 Self-Awareness
2332 Fire Stunts
2333 Controlled burning
2334 Snow Fort Building
2335 Bomb Defusal
2336 Bomb Refusal
2341 Troll Whispering
2342 Cooking Books
2343 Showrunning
2344 book cooking
2345 Book Eating
2346 Malicious Whistling
2351 Open mouth chewing
2352 inside of cheek biting
2353 unexplainable compulsion
2354 Pole Vault
2355 Poll Vault
2356 Hold Pose
2361 Hold Nose
2362 vault polling
2363 strut n turn
2364 Murder Dancin’
2365 zombie
2366 Delicious-but-deadly Charcuterie
2411 Know Somebody’s Sins
2412 Sin Eating
2413 Sashay Awa
2414 vogue
2415 Irish Brogue
2416 Broken Nose
2421 Viking diss poetry
2422 Bread technique
2423 Cigar Box Guitar
2424 Toe Tingling
2425 Hack Writing
2426 prostate masseuse
2431 Use Phantom Limb
2432 “Don’t call it a comeback!”
2433 “I’ve been here for years!”
2434 Out of focus
2435 Call Mom
2436 Walk on Water
2441 corpse law
2442 min max
2443 Mold Stardust
2444 Betrayal Takes Two
2445 Goddamnit Joe
2446 Detachable Head
2451 Rock n Roll Club Fighting
2452 Alcoholism
2453 Décollage
2454 counting
2455 Discounting
2456 Uncounting
2461 Recounting
2462 noncounting
2463 Niiiiiiice
2464 Cool Story Bro
2465 You’ll Always Find What You Are Looking For
2466 Always Something There to Remind Me
2511 Make Tea out of Anything
2512 Hoeing
2513 SEETHING!
2514 teething
2515 breathing
2516 Bequeathing
2521 Firm Handahake
2522 Gleaming the cube
2523 Whole Lotta Love
2524 Shirk Responsibility
2525 Mowing
2526 Blaze
2531 ⬆ noice! ⬆
2532 meteorology
2533 meatballology
2534 Skanking
2535 Skanking in the Pit
2536 crowdsurfing
2541 Crowdsourcing
2542 crow surfing
2543 crow eating
2544 Beating the Crow
2545 Murder! of Crows
2546 competitive yoga
2551 experimental yoga
2552 delight children of all ages
2553 friend to animals
2554 Cyclops Rock
2555 Turn Around
2556 Break My Heart
2561 Unbreak My Heart
2562 Be Salty
2563 Crossology
2564 bamboozle
2565 blackjack & Hookers
2566 just forget the whole thing…
2611 electro-swing
2612 Makeshift Knife Making
2613 Poop Gunblade Fighting
2614 Gunblade Fighting
2615 Fly Swat
2616 Legalese
2621 Concierge
2622 Soap Making
2623 Projector Operation
2624 Eyebrows on Fleek
2625 Chimichurri Craft
2626 Shit Pants
2631 Coprophagia
2632 Blowing Up Your World
2633 Mech Piloting
2634 mech jacking
2635 Meth Jacking
2636 Get Jacked
2641 Soda Jerking
2642 Sorting Jerks
2643 Clean and Jerk
2644 SQAURT
2645 I love you bro
2646 Bird Up
2651 Wrong Solving
2652 One Man Band
2653 Ensemble Player
2654 BUBERBUG
2655 Beef Losing
2656 Avoid Eye Contact
2661 Run Gauntlet
2662 Gather Pidgeons
2663 Caravaning
2664 Cavorting
2665 Ritual Sacrifice
2666 Vicar’s Daughter
3111 Still Making This Shit Up
3112 Button Flying
3113 Flying, Seat of Pants
3114 Inoffensive tweeting
3115 Petard Hoisting
3116 keikaku
3121 Bootleg
3122 Part Crowd
3123 Part Hair
3124 Hibernate
3125 Essential NPC Functions
3126 Lockpicking using Swords
3131 Chest opening with axes
3132 Door opening with axes
3133 Skull opening with axes
3134 Fun with axes
3135 Head Butt
3136 Chin music
3141 Catfolk Catwalk
3142 Butt Heads
3143 Butt Chin
3144 Bruce Campbell
3145 Pet
3146 Pep
3151 Heavy Prepping
3152 Heavy Petting
3153 Light Slapping
3154 Frecnh Tickling
3155 Paying Rent
3156 Mat Making
3161 J Passing
3162 bum sniffin
3163 Extreme Relaxation
3164 Pneumatic Fist
3165 Navigating awkward social situations
3166 Chowder
3211 Pronouncing Chowder
3212 Speedy Smugness
3213 Spider-Craft
3214 Arachno-Supremacist Rhetoric
3215 Decant Wine
3216 Recant Whine
3221 Whine and Dine
3222 Dine and Dash
3223 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
3224 Find/Navigate Flavourtown
3225 Donkey Sauce
3226 Donkey
3231 Vulgarity
3232 Personal Hygiene
3233 Skillet Hygiene
3234 Necrobotany
3235
3236 Toy Finding
3241 Diaper Changing
3242 Full Diaper Detecting
3243 Battery Changing
3244 Cold Coffee Drinking
3245 Mom Stuff
3246 Spell - Pocket Sand
3251 Spell - Pocket Salad
3252 Corpse Ventriloquism
3253 Cloud Huffing
3254 Go Nuts
3255 Crazy Go Nuts
3256 Tape Leg
3261 Baleeted
3262 Got Five Dollars
3263 Give Five Doll Hairs
3264 Caravan Law
3265 Spell - Laugh Track
3266 Energy Vampirism
3311 Suck The Poison Out
3312 Tasty Licks
3313 Thumb Wrestling
3314 Barbarian Rhymes
3315 Civilised Beats
3316 Civilized Breakbeats
3321 Barbarian NoWave Skronk Fighting
3322 Chemical Cleanup
3323 Forensic Cleaning
3324 mostly"Perfect Knowledge of all Material Safety Data Sheets
3325 Motorcycle Chariot Riding
3326 Yelling at Clouds
3331 Weaponized disappointment
3332 Identity Thief
3333 Self Interrogation
3334 Blistering Tongue
3335 Crying Wolf
3336 Fun Facts
3341 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS!
3342 Shrimping
3343 Numerical Aesthetics
3344 Spell - Psychological Eliminativism
3345 Dada
3346 Ta da!
3351 Vibin
3352 Tap Dancing on Graves
3353 foot eatin’
3354 Define Art) (0
3355 Devine Fart
3356 Deny Mart
3361 Dissociative Art
3362 Maul Darth
3363 Smelling Trouble
3364 Immanentize the eschaton
3365 Barf Mall
3366 Antagonistic Friendship
3411 watercolors
3412 oils
3413 essential oils
3414 unnecessary oils
3415 boils
3416 Sauté
3421 Lather up
3422 Spell - Extracting The Third Milk
3423 Lubing the Joints
3424 Oil Straining
3425 topological anatomy
3426 professional shitposting
3431 Contract Disease
3432 $130 Shitpost
3433 Vomiting on Demand
3434 Coin Tossing
3435 Flip it and reverse it
3436 let me work it
3441 get to know ya, so I can show ya
3442 huff/puff
3443 combat tailoring
3444 wardrobe fighting
3445 nude fighting
3446 raising weed
3451 growing goats
3452 positive reinforcement
3453 apologizing
3454 apologism
3455 Apocalyptic Apoplexy
3456 UNFUCKING THE NUMBERS
3461 listening to The Clash and not weeping
3462 sociodialectics
3463 Remembering to brush your teeth daily
3464 listening to The Cure and not weeping
3465 listening to the cure and getting horny as a pavlovian response
3466 Just Weeping
4111 Kung Fu Fighting
4112 Fast as Lightning
4113 A little bit frightening
4114 Fight with expert timing
4115 Spit Gymnastics
4116 Shake off Rain
4121 Deflect Compliments
4122 Blood Magic Ritual
4123 Suck Up to Dark Lord
4124 Suck Up Dark Lord
4125 Upside-down Handstand
4126 Orchestrating 3 ways
4131 Safety Inspection
4132 Salty Inspection
4133 Salty Injection
4134 Saline implants
4135 Saltire intentions
4136 Malingering
4141 Weaponized Squid
4142 Jackbooted Thuggery
4143 Small-Group Tactics
4144 Earnest Looks
4145 Dishonest Staring
4146 mouth breathing
4151 Wait Patiently
4152 Wait Impatiently
4153 Reflect Light
4154 Deflect Blame
4155 Bluegrass
4156 Sod Laying
4161 Stage Hypnotism
4162 Stage Psychiatry
4163 Stage Death
4164 Mise en Place
4165 Doodling
4166 Experience Bij
5111 Sod Everything
5112 postmod-urn-ism
5113 Achieve Comatose State
5114 Tear love apart
5115 bizarre love triangle
5116 Ghost Rasslin’
5121 Ventriloquism
5122 Spinanesing
5123 Precision Pooping
5124 Dusting Crops
5125 Incorporeal Squelching
5126 Decadance Games
5131 Hyperstition Fashioning
5132 Cult Deprogramming
5133 Inumerate Numerology
5134 Naive Sorcery
5135 Fare Dodging
5136 Pan-Frying
5141 Language - Grebbletongue
5142 Rending Garments
5143 Chewing scenery
5144 Vogueing
5145 Death Dropping
5146 Ragdoll Physics
5151 Piss Edging
5152 Santa Claus Denial
5153 Breaking Physics
5154 Hagiography
5155 Podcasting
5156 podcast editing
5161 Shmodcat Shmediting
5162 not getting paid to manage other folx FOMO
5163 Win at RPGs
5164 Lose at Having Friends
5165 High Speed Inventing
5166 supreme hot dog mastery
5211 Burger flipping
5212 Extol virtue
5213 Eschew aesthetics
5214 cowardly deeds
5215 immanentize the eschaton
5216 applied metastreumonics
5221 Cough politely
5222 Politricks
5223 Glissading
5224 Irish Exiting
5225 Barking
5226 owl persuasion
5231 Owl Psychology
5232 Taxidermy
5233 Mouse Gymnastics
5234 Amateur Proctology
5235 Non-Euclidean Breakdancing
5236 Romantic Espionage
5241 cloacal kenosis
5242 Skill Compilation
5243 Exorcise the Tide
5244 Cryptopsychology
5245 meaninglessness
5246 Harbouring Misgivings
5251 Harbouring Seals
5252 wallowing
5253 rolling over
5254 bird spotting
5255 telescope finger typing
5256 ultimate ab-blasting for just $29.99
5261 cig bumming
5262 simping
5263 GLOGing
5264 Time Shenanigans
5265 Duck Whispering
5266 Percussive Maintenance
5311 Number Juggling
5312 Blood Transfusion
5313 Crab Shell Removal
5314 Octopus Suction Cup Knowledge
5315 Cry-Typing
5316 Door Butchering
5321 Owl Wound-wise
5322 Tenderizing
5323 robe-dissing
5324 On-demand crying
5325 Background Writing
5326 Hamboning
5331 Sandwich Making
5332 Sandwich Topology
5333 rigging slot machines
5334 Smote Reversing
5335 Interpretive Suplexing
5336 Messy Bun
5341 Kick-flip
5342 Retail Therapy
5343 Swagger - Denim Cutoffs
5344 Backseat Driving
5345 Jeans Cuffs Specialist
5346 Disinterested Listening
5351 Cussing
5352 Pspspspsps
5353 cat coaxing
5354 Shit-stirring
5355 Lies
5356 last minute studying
5361 Frontier Psychiatry
5362 Not afraid of spiders
5363 Very afraid of spiders
5364 Scare Spiders
5365 missing deadlines
5366 sun bathing
5411 Catching the bus
5412 Banjo Dueling
5413 Triangle Duelling
5414 Act Natural
5415 Sandwich Theology
5416 Sandwich Topology
5421 Sandwich Ontology
5422 sandwich cryptozoology
5423 Sandwiccan Theology
5424 Fish Identification
5425 Sandwich Archeology
5426 Anal Phrenology
5431 Pensive Strolling
5432 Stealing - Office Supplyies
5433 Psychogeometry
5434 Applied Topological Theology
5435 Construction Alchemy
5436 Goblin kissing
5441 Creative Dentistry
5442 Live, Love, Laugh
5443 Paint it grey
5444 Pinochle
5445 Gift Shopping
5446 Wrap anything (anything!) in fablon
5451 Source fablon and glitter anywhere
5452 Safe Glitter-handling Certified
5453 Glitter Decon Procedures
5454 Glitterbomb Fighting
5455 shaggy dog storytelling
5456 Anxiety
5461 Reality Slap
5462 Battle Rap Fighting
5463 Palindromes
5464 Praising David, The One and Only
5465 B-walking
5466 C-walking
5511 Quickly stopping singing when you notice someone is watching
5512 Sausagifying stuff
5513 Aerosol
5514 BRILL!!!
5515 Giving really good hugs
5516 Apple coring
5521 Party Rocking
5522 Folding Fitted Sheets
5523 Flight Paddling
5524 Sciography
5525 Quantum Prophecy.
5526 Fidget Spinning
5531 Onomatopoeia
5532 Ventriloquism
5533 Contortion
5534 Soup!!!
5535 Anticlimatic sandwich crafting
5536 Tongue Fencing
5541 Tongue Capoeira
5542 Blade Whirling
5543 jazz skating
5544 Music Surfing
5545 Entrail Enervator
5546 Entrail Interpreter
5551 Impromptu Dentistry
5552 Self-induced anaesthetics
5553 Lucid Dreaming
5554 Philosophy Engineering
5555 Game Mastering
5556 game re-mastering
5561 game rastering
5562 painting small metal soldiers
5563 Troika! authoring
5564 Bilocation
5565 Egg occultism
5566 Bisociation
5611 Snuffing Fires
5612 Huffing Fire
5613 Spline Reticulating
5614 Skull Decor
5615 Managing Expectations
5616 dragon fighting
5621 plant non-maintenance
5622 Pencil Sharpening
5623 Percussive Anesthesiology
5624 animal husbandry
5625 husband hunting
5626 TV/VCR Repair
5631 Percussive Maintenance
5632 Panic Control
5633 Passive Aggressive Lounging
5634 Administering Headpats
5635 Frog Wedding
5636 Inciting Training Montage
5641 Sewer Engineering
5642 Engine Sewering
5643 Fool Proofing
5644 sports commentating
5645 son debating
5646 Weather guessing
5651 violence
5652 Tea Art
5653 having a nice time with your friends 🙂
5654 Silver Lining
5655 Only liking the demos
5656 Avoiding the gross liquids dripping on your hand when taking out the garbage
5661 Jewelmancy
5662 eating all your veggies
5663 synergistic innovative corporate bullshit
5664 eating only veggies
5665 eating someone else’s veggies
5666 vegetating
6111 energy sucking
6112 doesnt tell everyone they do crossfit
6113 going postal
6114 never forgetting
6115 always forgetting
6116 Lactose tolerant
6121 Crying about the past
6122 Physical Emotional Scarring
6123 Entropimancy
6124 4-handed heavy petting
6125 Lacrosse intolerance
6126 lacroix intolerance
6131 A lack of Toes
6132 A surfeit of sorrows
6133 Deodorizing
6134 Reodorizing
6135 Fast Draw
6136 embracing fiber in one’s diet
6141 dental hygiene
6142 Perfect Hindsight
6143 Perfect Hiney
6144 Harsh Critique
6145 Fashionably Late
6146 Mechanical Failure
6151 Buttering up
6152 Self Lubricating
6153 Planned Obsolescence
6154 Planned parenthood
6155 Unplanned Parenthood
6156 Falcon punch
6161 Unplanned Obsolescence
6162 Planned Unplannedness
6163 making plans that never come true
6164 Prophetic visions that no one believes
6165 made up dreams that everyone believes
6166 Imaginary friendships
6211 Friendly Imaginations
6212 Friendly Fire
6213 Panda Talking
6214 Pandora Boxing
6215 Beat Boxing
6216 Flesh Welding
6221 Tooth Welding
6222 Tooth Ferrying
6223 Twerking
6224 Piggybacking
6225 Pushing kids on swings
6226 Pushing kids off swings
6231 Pushing kids generally
6232 Accidentally on purpose tripping kids" my specialty
6233 hitting kids with other kids
6234 arguing the validity and legality of kid based combat
6235 Trust me, I’m a Lawyer
6236 bird lawyering
6241 Accelerated Losing
6242 Acquiring Debt
6243 Acquiring tacos
6244 Consuming tacos
6245 Morning after Taco Cleanup
6246 Death by tacos
6251 inventing tacos
6252 Raining tacos
6253 taco immunity
6254 diplomatic immunity
6255 diplomatic impugning
6256 playing diplomacy
6261 anti-diplomacy
6262 Can read numbers
6263 Can Eat Numbers
6264 Can Be Numbers
6265 Can be without Numbers
6266 Can count
6311 Can See The Numbers
6312 9 = 8+1
6313 can see smells
6314 imitate smells
6315 initiate smells
6316 intimidate smells
6321 intimate smells
6322 Snorting things that aren’t drugs
6323 Snot Rocketry [ snocketry? ]
6324 Snog Rocketry
6325 Sock Puppeteering
6326 Sock commandeering
6331 sock hopping
6332 Monster Mashing
6333 Mellification
6334 Counting to 1000
6335 Connecting Four
6336 Never Getting Decimals When Dividing By Three
6341 tempting fate
6342 pushing boundarys
6343 Settling for less
6344 track + field
6345 Can count to 29 in base-3
6346 Squaring Circles
6351 Circling Squares
6352 Circling the drain
6353 squirreling
6354 Bonding
6355 Misnumbering
6356 Regression
6361 Reincarnation
6362 Offering Condolences
6363 Redundancy
6364 spooking
6365 losing a mind
6366 Finding The Time
6411 Rhythm & The Rhyme
6412 cooking while nude
6413 Grease Splatter Resistance
6414 Grease Liberation Front
6415 Fart Flying
6416 Brain Baking
6421 Festering
6422 Low intensity screaming
6423 Doing the Right Thing
6424 Sinning
6425 Confessing
6426 Cheese Making
6431 political rule pandering
6432 Counting on your fingers
6433 Language - Filibuster
6434 letting all those old fluorescent bulbs pile up
6435 Bundling
6436 Dying
6441 Gender Alchemy
6442 Circling the drain
6443 Crying lasting tears
6444 Crying a River
6445 Tear boating
6446 Bear Toting
6451 Tax-free Exchanges
6452 kissing thru the fax machine
6453 Divination via fax machine noises
6454 Calcified Blade Fighting
6455 Milking
6456 Organic cellular reorganization
6461 Toe tapping
6462 Finger flapping
6463 Nose Nodding
6464 Tongue twisting
6465 Pie Pyrotechnics
6466 Scribbling Truths
6511 Whale Calling
6512 Snail Singing
6513 Obtuse Observations
6514 Ghost Gallantry
6515 Ultra-Twisting
6516 public bus demolition derby
6521 Airship Piloting
6522 Cockroach Milking
6523 Dog Throwing
6524 Troika Transit Opinions
6525 breathing coal gas
6526 accidentally getting too much sleep
6531 rat smooching
6532 Huffing Fumes
6533 converting metric to imperial and vice versa
6534 metering empires
6535 controlled vomitting
6536 chinchilla golf
6541 Crossbreeding Creatures which shouldn’t go together
6542 chimeraizoology
6543 dental dam timpani
6544 wiping out the damn microwave after heating your soup without a lid, jeez!
6545 neck cracking
6546 microwaving food for too long
6551 punching lips off faces
6552 doing capitalism
6553 tinkering with things humanity ought not
6554 🤔
6555 Turkey Basting
6556 Bird therapy
6561 apple juicing
6562 making a cape
6563 making a crepe
6564 playing catch
6565 code golf
6566 golf code
6611 interject
6612 interrupting
6613 Interluding
6614 misinterpreting
6615 transisting
6616 Insisting
6621 transitioning
6622 resisting
6623 persisting
6624 Perspiring
6625 Monogamy of Entanglement
6626 Postemptive Dibs
6631 Accelerate Decomposition
6632 Dig Too Deep
6633 post humourous
6634 Remembering
6635 Forgetting
6636 Resins
6641 Multicam Sitcom Producer
6642 Laugh Track Designer
6643 Doing Drugs
6644 Doing Hugs
6645 Stewin’ Nugs
6646 Eating Bugs
6651 Cutting Rugs
6652 Blowing Jugs
6653 Training Pugs
6654 Milking Jugs
6655 Wearing Uggs
6656 Painting Mugs
6661 Butt Chug
6662 Shrug
6663 Chug Butts
6664 Butt Plug
6665 klartesh
6666 megatesh

Credits

From the minds of:

2Mosit, A Cheez Sammich, Aaron B, abelincolnjr, Adam Thornton, adamsgood (he/him), adventureApe, aggsol, aikamieli, AndrewW, anonzep, Anxiety Wizard, arc0936, Askaran, Asparagus, astuary.propheteer, awfflehouse, Axes&Orcs, Baradile, Bear, beer and loathing, big_knife, birelarweh, BlackRadish, blark, Boat Lawyer, Breadman, BrianWriter, bryanrieger, bullshark, captain blowfish, Captain Flex, Chigwinkle, computer, Count Ravioli, Curtis, cwbunny, d_angelella, Dank, dankestofdans, Davery, deer, Deleted User, DishwasherPossum, DM_Lockhart, dozens, Elias Stretch, Eric K. Hill, EricW, ersatz, Everythings, Evey is a filth gnome., fhegöryn, fizzding, FlacoAlto, framweard, Galgorion, Glow, Griffiana (GMT+2), halohand, HypatiasAngst, iemcd (Ian), Isaiah, ItemMerchant, Jackimo, jade, jakobvongunten, jared, Jason, jellymuppet, Jenx, jert, Jessterine, joeyv120, kagozaiku, KidCosmonaut, KingQyote, kit, Kleme, kungfucasey, lahstin, lejeune, lenpelletier, levktet, Licopeo, Lief, Lynch, Madcat, malcolminspace, master.sparkychain, Matheus Guax, mattplaysgames, MellonCollie, metalsnail (he/him), Micah, Mike P, mister.halfminotaur, moiked, MQLH, mrmatthew, MysterySoup, Nickoten, Non-Bearnary, Norbert G. Matausch, Pagrax, Paul ‘Geist’ Gallagher, pm1988, PZTZR, Quartzio, RamRott, RAZMUS_THE_ULTRAVIOLET, redfool, redhood, Revenant’s Quill (he/him), Ribsie, Pixel Curatrix, ripley, RobotMitchell, Roz, saintrobot, Sasha  De’ath, schwaff, seairth, Shamae, SirWyllt, Speedway, Spiraxo, squarmsh, starseedling 🌱🌌, steveblock, Stitched (Four Rogues Canada), Stompimus, Strega, Tamas, Tchom, technoskald, ThaneOfAutumn, Thoobn, tiikerikani, UndeathMetal, unicronic, Vido25, w00tr, Wizard Lizard, yakov, Zac Bir, ZeroFlee

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